finally got to it:
Pardon spelling mistakes wordpad doesnt really show me what is wrong with shiz lol
Arwel (Age 17.5 here):
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
It does not matter.
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
I dont tend to think of fictional characters in that sort of light.. Besides I do not have the most wildest of imaginations.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
City Transportation. Not because of the public eye just... Sanitation.
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
When one of my piercings hooked onto one owned by the partner at the time and ripped theirs out.... The rest of the night was spent at the hospital getting stitches...
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
When I was sixteen I hit sexual maturity and that entire year was hell fighting back sexual urges but the weirdest one was probably when I was standing in line for lunch and stepped forward a bit in line and stepped right infront of a running heater and leaned on it a bit with my leg, my leg started to burn a little and go numb and the heat was very intoxicating.. it felt really good..
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
rope or something..
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
warm hands on my hips....
11: Top or bottom?
Either or... With men I prefer bottom... with girls I dont even care if it even goes in I just enjoy being with them..
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
the police showed up
I dont really know what sort of information you're trying to get out of me with this.
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
I can go as many rounds as I want but I prefer not to becaue I'd rather sleep.
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don't want anyone to find:
I am a rather blunt and open person, there is not much that I hide, nor keep that is embarrassing to me.
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
They didnt call me specifically this but a part of me.. "little Turtles"
What the fuck.
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
I dont have opinions on it much.. Its my go to with girls.. but I tend to reject it if its inflicted on me.
18: Weirdest sexual act someone has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
I was once asked if I wanted to, oh what should I call it, a vibrator challenge I guess? Where you have a vibrator in you and someone else controls it? I dont know sounded irritating so I rejected.. I wasnt in a good mood that day.
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Yeah and meh.. salty..
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
When you're sterile like me... But lots of girls I've heard want you too for hygenic reasons also... cause like semens a bitch to douche out... or something.. So yeah they ask you better put one the fuck on they run the show...
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
I can't see any of my teachers so I dont know.. but the teacher that smelled the nicest was a health teacher i had in 8th grade.
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
I dont eat much so it isnt really something I've thought about.. but melted Caramel maybe...?
23: How big is too big (peniswise):
What ever cant fit places..
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
Probably anything to do with the less than sanitary bodily functions.
25: Biggest turn on:
Warm soft sweet smelling people
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
Uhh shit. Probably myshoulder collar bone area... My hip area... and feet? I do not know really... I tend to be able to ignore sweet spots very well..
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
Yes!.. I mean very much so, pardon the excited tone i bore for a moment there but, of course I do.. being blind means its really all I have..
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
Ahah.. Sex in a tree... Fell out.. into a pricker bush.. Thats where these barbs came from.. I jest. The barbs are genetic and harmless.
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
When you cum and nothing but air comes out...
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
"I'll have dreams of that tongue." It was a one night stand. I didn't think it would give me such a confidence boost.. Like I need one..
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
Bald. I dont grow hair anywhere but my scalp.
33: Is it good sex if you don't nut:
The fuck is nutting..
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
Leaving? I still don't get these
35: What your favorite part of your body:
My tongue. It's very talented, want to test it out?
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
Depends on who I'm with..
37: Love (greater than, less than, or equal to) sex?
Greater than.. I could give up sex for cuddles any day.
38: What do you wear to bed?
I go nude.. or in my underwear.
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
Again 16 was a bad year for me.. I went threw a lot of pillow cases and sheets.
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Pft probably I dont know though cause I cant see them.
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
I have and a month ago on a beach I think... warm sand..
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Yes and yes. I Enjoy the outdoors..
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
I have, and I probably would stick to threesomes with girls... I tend to be too sore after ones with guys..
44: What is one random object you've used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
No and No.. I have self control.
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
I've never been on a plane.
47: What is one song you'd like to have sex to?
Songs during sex would become irritating..
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
i cannot see any of them.
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
I CANNOT SEE ANY OF THEM.
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
a few days old who knows..
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
I wouldn't know
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
54: Do you have stretch marks?
I doubt it.
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
I wouldnt care.
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
I have them no one has mentioned them
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
Not exactly, i dont really like the sensation.. Or sounds..
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
I can't see them so I do not care.
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
If they consented I do not feel remorse.. Virginity is not an object it is a concept. If it matters to them it is there problem. I do sort of understand the feelings a person has towards their "first" that makes a little bit of sense.. You passed a barrier in your life.. My First wasnt that amazing because I chose to have sex at the wrong time in my life, it sent me into a confusion. But I do not resent her for it and we are still friends.
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Spicy foods, that is just common sense though
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
One Flesh light (1 year) two vibrators (1 year)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
Yes because it is my body that they have not right of control over.
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
Can't see it, and it sounds fake.
67: How small is too small?
Probably me but I dont give a shit.
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Yeah because I'm four foot ten and fucked your mom last night that is why.. Fuck off.
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
I Dont want to say and on my end it did... I still dont know how she feels towards me..
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Yeah its not like I can aim a phone camera at me correctly to take nudes.
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
Fuck yes. In a skirt even.. I do not eve give a shit.
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
Not really.. it tickles my nose but meh It's their choice not to shave not mine.
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
I Have two and I am not that childish.
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
not really because I havent been in a real relationship yet.
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Spotted Dick. Fuck if I know.
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
Yes I have. I'm not sorry.
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
I CANNOT FUCKING SEE EITHER